How does your soul manifest its physical form?
1. Species? Potato
2. Gender? None
3. Hair, fur, scales or skin color? Rainbow
4. Tattoos, piercings, scars, horns? tail? wings? other anomalies? No… maybe a top hat
5. Eyes? How many, what color? 2 and blue
6. Head shape? Round
7. Ear shape? None
8. Teeth? What kind? White teeth
9. General size? Human sized potato
10. Style? Very androgenous
11. Opacity? 100%
12. Skeletal structure? Potatoes don’t have bones.
Who is your soul, really? Answer these questions (short answers ok) to find out.
1. Full name? Finn von fritter bottom
2. Age? 21
3. Zodiac Sign? Leo
4. 3 fears? Getting fried, baked or mashed
5. 3 things they love? Ketchup, Salt, and Butter
6. 4 turn ons? Toy story, comfy socks, chocolate and strawberries
7. 4 turn offs? Hot oil, frying noises, McDonalds, and forks
8. Best friend? A ketchup bottle
9. Sexual orientation? unidentified
10. Favorite color? Purple and blue
11. Current obsession? Toy story
12. Favorite quote? “a potato flew around my room before you came.”
13. Favorite place? the mountains
14. Favorite music? edm
15. Daily routine? Wake up, walk my pet hot dog, put on clothes after my walk, cook food without potatoes, ski, eat, get drinks at my local bar and fall asleep.
16. Favorite Food? Chocolate
17. Someone they love? My pet hot dog
18. Someone they hate? The mcdonalds corporation
19. Current relationship status? single
20. Relationship with their parents? Don’t know them.
21. Children? none
22. Favorite season? winter
23. Good or Evil? good
24. What they did during quarantine? They grew bigger and got fatter
25. Their main addiction? salt
26. Their profession? Professional potato
27. Their education? University of idaho
28. Where they grew up? potatoland
29. Best 2 personality traits? My charisma uniqueness nerve and talent
30. 2 worst personality traits? Im a potato
31. Religion? Atheist/agnostic
32. Their pet(s)? my hot dog
33. Their weapon of choice? Samari sword
34. Their mission or purpose for existing? Being made into fries
35. Their kryptonite? Avoiding being a fry
Hi my name is Finn Von Fritter-Bottom and I identify as a nonbinary rainbow potato. I’m 21, and love to party with my potato friends. I have a pet hotdog named Braut. I have a rational fear of getting fried, baked, or smashed. I think it is very within reason to feel this way. My best friend is a ketchup bottle. Together we avoid the McDonald’s franchise whole-heartedly. On a daily basis I wake up, walk my pet hot dog, put on clothes after my walk, cook food without potatoes, ski, eat, get drinks at my local bar and fall asleep. I am not religious. A potato isn’t spiritual at all. I never knew my parents. They were turned into Latkas before I had the change to be dug out of the ground. My charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent are what gets me places in life, but my downfall is that I am in in fact, a potato. Being a potato really consumes my life. It is my job, my hobby, and the way I live life. I attended the University of Idaho with a degree in Potology.. the studies of potatoes. Picture anthropology but not humans. While I was in school, I mastered the art of the Samari Sword and occasionally compete in fights to the death where the loser gets chopped into fry bits. I have yet to lose a fight if you can’t tell. I am still here.